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  1. Makemstine Roger

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    A man runs up the street obviously leeing from someone. He sees and Nun and goes to her. :please, can i hide under your habit?" She agrees and he ducks under. Two MPs come along and ask if she had seen a man running. She says yes and points 'He went that way". The MPs dash off. The man comes out from under her habit. "Thanks, for that. I don't want to go to Iraq. By the way, you've got an impressive pair of legs." "Yes" says the nun."if you'd looked a little higher you would have seen and impressive pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either".
     
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    Must be a leftie questioning a post from either OLOF or Roger. No other explanation fits. <doh>
     
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    I was telling a guy at work how useless I am with the ladies, and how I had to stand on a chair to kiss last night's date goodnight.

    He said, "Wow! She was that tall?"

    I said, "No, she hanged herself."
     
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    That’s not funny, it’s too near the truth
     
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    Do women ever come out the toilet and say ‘I'd give that 10 minutes’?
     
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    Went to see a mind reader last night.
    She said "Think of a card, any card"
    "OK"
    "Is it the four of clubs?"
    "No"
    "Ace of diamonds?"
    "No"
    "What is it then?"
    "Birthday"
     
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    Nope! They usually take that long that you've already shat yourself anyway! <whistle>
     
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