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brisbane-lion
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A man runs up the street obviously leeing from someone. He sees and Nun and goes to her. 
lease, can i hide under your habit?" She agrees and he ducks under. Two MPs come along and ask if she had seen a man running. She says yes and points 'He went that way". The MPs dash off. The man comes out from under her habit. "Thanks, for that. I don't want to go to Iraq. By the way, you've got an impressive pair of legs." "Yes" says the nun."if you'd looked a little higher you would have seen and impressive pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either".
lease, can i hide under your habit?" She agrees and he ducks under. Two MPs come along and ask if she had seen a man running. She says yes and points 'He went that way". The MPs dash off. The man comes out from under her habit. "Thanks, for that. I don't want to go to Iraq. By the way, you've got an impressive pair of legs." "Yes" says the nun."if you'd looked a little higher you would have seen and impressive pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either".
brisbane-lion
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brisbane-lion
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Must be a leftie questioning a post from either OLOF or Roger. No other explanation fits.
I was telling a guy at work how useless I am with the ladies, and how I had to stand on a chair to kiss last night's date goodnight.
He said, "Wow! She was that tall?"
I said, "No, she hanged herself."
He said, "Wow! She was that tall?"
I said, "No, she hanged herself."
Went to see a mind reader last night.
She said "Think of a card, any card"
"OK"
"Is it the four of clubs?"
"No"
"Ace of diamonds?"
"No"
"What is it then?"
"Birthday"
She said "Think of a card, any card"
"OK"
"Is it the four of clubs?"
"No"
"Ace of diamonds?"
"No"
"What is it then?"
"Birthday"
Nope! They usually take that long that you've already shat yourself anyway!
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