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Scotland a breathtakingly beautiful country, with proud Scotsmen lions, led by idiots who rob them blind, to line their own pockets, and fill them full of loyalty ****,its not the highland mist that gets you wet its the SNP pissing down your leg and telling you its raining
Sounds remarkably like england that you describe. Conservatively. (Did you see what I did there? :D)
 
Leeds POTY? Just an off the top of my head example. It was the gulf of ~600k vs ~10k that was the whole point of that exercise. Even if the 10k voted for the one, single player, he's get bugger all without the other 590,001 votes.

Showing your ignorance of politics, old boy! The Wicked Witch allocated all available top jobs to english candidates in the likes of NHS, Civil Service, Local Government, & in hundreds of other agencies. It backfired on her. Not only did she get deposed as PM, but the english big nobs she appointed liked living up there & there was an exodus of extended families joining them. They all got a vote. That impacted the vote. Ensuring that residency played a part dropped it too, as Scots like myself were prevented from voting.

Actually I'm probably displaying my complete lack of interest tbh :emoticon-0113-sleep just passing the time :biggrin:
 
Bit of a waste of a life WJ living in a country you loathe, but each to their own I guess <ok>
And that's the mistake that you & your countrymen make - we don't loathe english people.

Pretty sure I've told this story on here before, so the shortened version is a workmate went south to work in Manchester. On his first return, he firmly stated: "FFS, we think we hate the english - the guys in N.england hate them even more than us"! What he clarified was a surprise to us, as we had a common enemy - not the 'english', but the establishment (mostly english, but Scottish too, I might add). Hopefully this might clear things up for anyone a bit too precious about this.
 
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Sounds remarkably like england that you describe. Conservatively. (Did you see what I did there? :D)
i would have thought a loyal SNP supporter would be standing by Bonny princess Mc Krankies side, (see what i did there).Ready to move back north and sink your life savings into the good cause, remember its Scotland the brave, not the intelligent
 
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And that's the mistake that you & your countrymen make - we don't loathe english people.

Pretty sure I've told this story on here before, so the shortened version is a workmate went south to work in Manchester. On his first return, he firmly stated: "FFS, we think we hate the english - the guys in N.england hate them even more than us"! What he clarified was a surprise to us, as we had a common enemy - not the 'english', but the establishment (mostly english, but Scottish too, I might add). Hopefully this might clear things up for anyone a bit too precious about this.

Stop ****ing moaning then <laugh> jeez talk about bitter <doh> must eat you up inside :emoticon-0121-angry so Scotland gets its independence and then what? Target the Scottish establishment? And all the while still not actually living there :emoticon-0112-wonde

Life’s too short for all that bollocks.
 
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Stop ****ing moaning then <laugh> jeez talk about bitter <doh> must eat you up inside :emoticon-0121-angry so Scotland gets its independence and then what? Target the Scottish establishment? And all the while still not actually living there :emoticon-0112-wonde

Life’s too short for all that bollocks.
Ask the Yorkshire Party! Yorkshire is roughly the same size & population of Scotland, & more & more agitators are seeking devolution for the county.
 
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I watched this dross. Did you? Thought not, or you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself by posting it.

This video is from a far right group who seem to have appeared 6 months ago. They've published well over 1000 pro-tory videos in that 6 months. They appear to have a straightforward mandate - to throw as many hand grenades as possible to deflect from the lunatic utterings & lamentable actions of the hugely incompetent Boris the Bastard Who could afford to do such a thing? Answers on a postcard .....

Basically a tory propaganda machine. And you appear to have fallen for it.
 
I watched this dross. Did you? Thought not, or you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself by posting it.

This video is from a far right group who seem to have appeared 6 months ago. They've published well over 1000 pro-tory videos in that 6 months. They appear to have a straightforward mandate - to throw as many hand grenades as possible to deflect from the lunatic utterings & lamentable actions of the hugely incompetent Boris the Bastard Who could afford to do such a thing? Answers on a postcard .....

Basically a tory propaganda machine. And you appear to have fallen for it.
still they are better than the communist SNP ones she's on the telly every day spouting crap, and what a memory , i can't recall, i don't remember,i have no recollection, it slipped my mind , 50 times she wouldn't give a straight answer, But that's ok the Scottish SNP are allowed to lie don't you know
 
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still they are better than the communist SNP ones she's on the telly every day spouting crap, and what a memory , i can't recall, i don't remember,i have no recollection, it slipped my mind , 50 times she wouldn't give a straight answer, But that's ok the Scottish SNP are allowed to lie don't you know
You're entitled to your opinion, even when it's wrong. You'll be telling me next that Boris the Bastard Bungler was right to murder so many of us. And as for lies - has he ever spoken the truth?

Communist? LOL. I think the term you're grasping for is socialist - you know, the ideal that you do the best you can for the people. Unlike the tory ideal of filling you & your mates pockets & fcuking up the poor.
 
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You're entitled to your opinion, even when it's wrong. You'll be telling me next that Boris the Bastard Bungler was right to murder so many of us. And as for lies - has he ever spoken the truth?

Communist? LOL. I think the term you're grasping for is socialist - you know, the ideal that you do the best you can for the people. Unlike the tory ideal of filling you & your mates pockets & fcuking up the poor.
Please confirm which it is to be Boris the butcher of Britain
Boris the Bastard of Britain
Or Boris the bungler I get the impression you can’t make your mind up, about anything :emoticon-0136-giggl
 
still they are better than the communist SNP ones she's on the telly every day spouting crap, and what a memory , i can't recall, i don't remember,i have no recollection, it slipped my mind , 50 times she wouldn't give a straight answer, But that's ok the Scottish SNP are allowed to lie don't you know
Communism? Are you stuck in the 70s?

FYI, in its infancy, the SNP was called the new tories in Scotland. Hardly communism, is it? Fortunately, joining members changed that outlook.

You seem to spend a lot of time watching wee Nick. Perhaps if you spent the same amount of time listening to Boris the Basturd Bungler of Britain, you'd REALLY find out what a torrent of lies are. Every time he opens his mouth. And every time he's criticised for lying, he forgets that he's been filmed saying it. Never learns. Days are surely numbered. For everyone's sake.