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Finished your sentence for you
Btw, true fact: england have had as many red cards in the last 5 matches as they've had in the previous 101.
Deleted scene from Alien:
"I can't open the milk!"
"In space, no-one can. Here, use cream."
"I can't open the milk!"
"In space, no-one can. Here, use cream."
Obsessed as are all ScotsFinished your sentence for you
Btw, true fact: england have had as many red cards in the last 5 matches as they've had in the previous 101.
2020VisionofLeeds
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In his defence, he’s not really Scottish is he?
More of a mock jock. Taken the English silver, forming part of a long tradition.
Shhh don't mention they are only in league 2, spent longer out of the top leagues and cups than Leeds them Jocks. They play Serbia next month to see if they can go to the Euros or will they be yet again the bridesmaids, give Jock a shout mid November, if you can't find him, it's they're not going again
I will have you know, he has not taken the English silver.
We didn't offer him any, he slipped over the border, same as Afghan refugees, probably in the back of a truck, we just haven't managed to deport him back yet.
I can supply his location is there a small reward.
Haha! Seems some of you english are really hurting! I can understand it though.
Beaten by another team you were convinced you'd beat.
The humiliation of having someone sent off. Not just sent off, but the captain sent off!
Just as well the fans weren't allowed to travel or you could have had a full house when they rioted.
Beaten by another team you were convinced you'd beat.
The humiliation of having someone sent off. Not just sent off, but the captain sent off!
Just as well the fans weren't allowed to travel or you could have had a full house when they rioted.
Have Scotland not had fans banned then ? Just looked like a normal Scotland game to me, big stadium with a handful of fans in it, or were they players ?.Haha! Seems some of you english are really hurting! I can understand it though.
Beaten by another team you were convinced you'd beat.
The humiliation of having someone sent off. Not just sent off, but the captain sent off!
Just as well the fans weren't allowed to travel or you could have had a full house when they rioted.
The 'full house' referred to the Poker term. Clearly.
Either you're being somewhat obtuse (again), or it's a poor effort to try to deflect the english fans' propensity to drunken riots.
seen drunken Scots fans riot every time I've seen them, real scum, 3x up to now
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Very true, only trying to help
Making it up, you little rascal. Try harder next time.seen drunken Scots fans riot every time I've seen them, real scum, 3x up to now
We're renowned globally for fantastic fan behaviour. Every away game, the fans give £5k+ to local charities. I believe the last time was our 50th donation. Quarter mill from the pockets of fans. Sounds about right as a damages bill when england visit.
We don't even riot when the beer runs out, as it does often.
Not sure if I've mentioned it before, but we actually have a couple of Germans that haven't missed a match in 18 years. They just love the party. Also got a USAian from Missouri who has 3 jobs just to follow Scotland. 19 away games the last time I met him, in Kazakhstan.
Btw, you noticed that when the england fans are rioting, there are no Antifa-, BLM-type riots in england? Coincidence?
Think you will find they have all missed games
recently. . You've got worse tunnel vision than Arsene Wenger when his team get a dodge pen. Google Filthy Scottish scum, drunken ****s riot and rip down Wembley goal posts 
even you should remember that one, you must have only been in your 50s then. 
Jokes thread boys. Although it is a joke comparing a broken goal post from over 50 years ago to what England fans have done since. Lansdowne road just as a minor comparisonThink you will find they have all missed games