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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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  1. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    and penicillin<laugh>
     
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    Irishshako, Nov 16, 2020
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    milkyboy Well-Known Member

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    great story - surviving operation market garden by taking cover in a blackberry bush<ok>
     
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    Even Diane Abbotts?:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Pretty sure I'm not going to like the answer, but how do you know she's got one? Or is that a story for the pub? <whistle>
     
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    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    Just follow your nose :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  6. Irishshako

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    :emoticon-0119-puke: I doubt even a Para would go near that<laugh>
     
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    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    Must be like parachuting into quicksand :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    That commie bastard Corbyn's rooted her :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    You do have a bad habit of lowering the tone I haven’t had my tea yet :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  11. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    sniff test first, then the eye test check if the knickers aren't green as snot
     
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    it's amazing what syphilis does to the body look at what happens to Corbyn's corn cob
     
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    love a bit of minge stuffing shaven ones are a ****s paradise.
     
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    Sorry bud <sorry>
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    when the regiment were combined attached with 36 enr reg in Maidstone we decided on a night out in the rose and crown we decide to have a grab a grot night 10 quid in the kitty the one that shags thee most evil looking one wins
     
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    <laugh>
     
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