Jokes

[Irishshako]

thank you very much had my fair share of ladies in my time

and penicillin

 

[milkyboy]

no mate he was one that got back home, after the Germans reinforced with panzers it was fruitless as they only had light arms a bren was the biggest they had in his squad and ammo was running down, they were told to try and make it back toward our lines, he got caught put his hands up, one of the 4 took a shot and he lost 3 fingers trying to surrender, so he was off like a shot but running caused a bigger blood loss, he jump into a big blackberry bush went to the bottom and they ran past , found a farm the woman's husband had been shot for hiding the food, she hid him for 4 days in an underground food bunker, when the allies got closer he managed to cross and get back

great story - surviving operation market garden by taking cover in a blackberry bush

 

[OLOF]

Nothing wrong with a 70s minge

Even Diane Abbotts?

 

[Whitejock]

Even Diane Abbotts?

Pretty sure I'm not going to like the answer, but how do you know she's got one? Or is that a story for the pub?

 

[FORZA LEEDS]

Pretty sure I'm not going to like the answer, but how do you know she's got one? Or is that a story for the pub?

Just follow your nose

 

[Irishshako]

Even Diane Abbotts?

I doubt even a Para would go near that

 

[FORZA LEEDS]

I doubt even a Para would go near that

Must be like parachuting into quicksand

 

[OLOF]

Pretty sure I'm not going to like the answer, but how do you know she's got one? Or is that a story for the pub?

That commie bastard Corbyn's rooted her

 

[Irishshako]

Must be like parachuting into quicksand

 

[2 pennth]

Even Diane Abbotts?

You do have a bad habit of lowering the tone I haven’t had my tea yet

 

[Irishshako]

You do have a bad habit of lowering the tone I haven’t had my tea yet

 

[Old Git]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Makemstine Roger]

I doubt even a Para would go near that

sniff test first, then the eye test check if the knickers aren't green as snot

 

[Makemstine Roger]

That commie bastard Corbyn's rooted her

it's amazing what syphilis does to the body look at what happens to Corbyn's corn cob

 

[Makemstine Roger]

whatever, those Paras aren't fussy.

love a bit of minge stuffing shaven ones are a ****s paradise.

 

[OLOF]

You do have a bad habit of lowering the tone I haven’t had my tea yet

Sorry bud

 

[Makemstine Roger]

You do have a bad habit of lowering the tone I haven’t had my tea yet

when the regiment were combined attached with 36 enr reg in Maidstone we decided on a night out in the rose and crown we decide to have a grab a grot night 10 quid in the kitty the one that shags thee most evil looking one wins

 

[Makemstine Roger]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Makemstine Roger]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Irishshako]

sniff test first, then the eye test check if the knickers aren't green as snot