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  1. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> eloquently put...:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Irishshako, Nov 16, 2020
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    Did you ever win Roger, if so, was it worth it?
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    have you seen the birds in maidstone i just couldn't force myself to go that low, the paras made me get rid of any inhibitions , but then me dad the bugger filled my head with family morals the twat
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 16, 2020
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    On average men have sex twice a week, that is except Eskimo's, who only average it twice a year.

    This came as a complete shock to me, as I had no ****ing idea I was an Eskimo.
     
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    Gessa, Nov 16, 2020
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the ones the lads brought back made Diane Abbott look like a beauty queen
     
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    :emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    see you been on a few grab a grot nights yourself then
     
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    'Kin'ell they must have been right munters:eek:
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    normal standard for a pissed para
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  11. Irishshako

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    Even you might have pulled...<laugh>:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ouch
     
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    Cheers bud, :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    normal standard sober
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    <laugh> looks like one of OLOFs tranny friends:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    normal standard pissed
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    Id like to get her leg open
     
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    if this was tennis it would be love 40 to you
     
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    <laugh> it ok, OLOF and me have had many a pissup together..:grin:
     
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    Deffo lefty nutjob
     
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