Jokes

[Irishshako]

you would need to be wearing 6 rubber helmets and her to have a cornflakes box on her head with a pic of Selma on it to even get a semi

TBH I don't think that would work.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Why does the film 'Tremors' spring to mind?

that was a tiddler compared to what i dropped

 

[Irishshako]

Why does the film 'Tremors' spring to mind?

I was only watching that film over the weekend.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

when that one reaches the north sea the water level will rise 2 feet

 

[Irishshako]

that was a tiddler compared to what i dropped

bet you need stitches

 

[Makemstine Roger]

I was only watching that film over the weekend.

pity they didn't do smell a vision i could supply the special effects for that one , do you think anyone would pay if i bottled the essence

 

[Irishshako]

when that one reaches the north sea the water level will rise 2 feet

or the German u-boats are returning

 

[Makemstine Roger]

bet you need stitches

a swimming pool plug

 

[OLOF]

that was a tiddler compared to what i dropped

You didn't happen to have a ****e in the south Atlantic near where the General Belgrano was anchored did you Roger?

 

[Irishshako]

pity they didn't do smell a vision i could supply the special effects for that one , do you think anyone would pay if i bottled the essence

there was this ex copper in my barracks and the **** was offering to **** in a bottle if we paid him. One sick bastard.

 

[Irishshako]

a swimming pool plug

ffs

 

[Makemstine Roger]

You didn't happen to have a ****e in the south Atlantic near where the General Belgrano was anchored did you Roger?

truth be know it was my dads that sunk that been drifting down that way due to currents he could drop a good one anarl

 

[Makemstine Roger]

either that or it got stuck on the torpedo

 

[Irishshako]

either that or it got stuck on the torpedo

 

[Makemstine Roger]

there was this ex copper in my barracks and the **** was offering to **** in a bottle if we paid him. One sick bastard.

they used to fart and light them but always wore jarma bottoms cos if you ever smelt singing you knew what happened.

 

[Irishshako]

they used to fart and light them but always wore jarma bottoms cos if you ever smelt singing you knew what happened.

 

[OLOF]

they used to fart and light them but always wore jarma bottoms cos if you ever smelt singing you knew what happened.

'Fo'fuxake

 

[Makemstine Roger]

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[Irishshako]

'Fo'fuxake

I think Makem has scared the lefties off

 

[OLOF]

I think Makem has scared the lefties off

Probably shellshocked them all