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  1. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> TBH I don't think that would work.<yikes>
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that was a tiddler compared to what i dropped
     
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    <laugh> I was only watching that film over the weekend.<ok>
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    when that one reaches the north sea the water level will rise 2 feet
     
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    <laugh> bet you need stitches<yikes>
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    pity they didn't do smell a vision i could supply the special effects for that one , do you think anyone would pay if i bottled the essence
     
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    or the German u-boats are returning:grin:
     
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    a swimming pool plug
     
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    You didn't happen to have a ****e in the south Atlantic near where the General Belgrano was anchored did you Roger?
     
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    <laugh> there was this ex copper in my barracks and the **** was offering to **** in a bottle if we paid him. One sick bastard.:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    ffs<laugh>
     
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    truth be know it was my dads that sunk that been drifting down that way due to currents he could drop a good one anarl
     
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    either that or it got stuck on the torpedo
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    they used to fart and light them but always wore jarma bottoms cos if you ever smelt singing you knew what happened.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    'Fo'fuxake <laugh><laugh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I think Makem has scared the lefties off:grin:
     
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    Probably shellshocked them all<laugh>
     
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