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i did my pt instructors course at Aldershot, by the swimming pool, in the yearly pfa test i had to take the regiment to pass in two weeks every 3 days taking around 30 with full kit and rifle then over the assault course then on the ranges if you did not pass you were medically downgraded and kicked out if you were not strat reserve.

Every 3 days!!! **** that!
 
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Every 3 days!!! **** that!
worse part all the officers in a para regiment has to do what the boys do,our 2ic couldn't manage because of too much booze in the mess, so i took his pack as well, when we got to the assault course the sweat was dripping off my chin like a tap my boots were that wet with sweat it was like i had run through a river.
 
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<laugh> Spot on, if it's old enough to bleed, it's bleedin old enough.:grin: **** I'm going get called a sexist now along with the racist tag...<wah>
get called it all the time couldn't give a **** especially homos, gay in my language means happy, Homo is a term for a shirt lifter, homos expect you to call a man a woman because they want to be classed as gender fluid or whatever its called . Why the **** should i pretend to disregard all i was taught to appease them, there are only 3 genders male female and one of them a homo
 
Do you know the Worrel brothers then ? can only remember one of their first names, one was Andy, the other was killed during SAS training.
no mate i was 9 para RE, At 18, Billy Craig was one of the Squadron’s youngest soldiers in 1982, my best mate was Tony Goodall,Colonel Chris Davies commanded 9 Para Sqn RE in the Falklands.as part of the para battalions, We were part of 5 infantry brigade, i remember Cpl John Foran he won the military medal, some memories are like yesterday some are blurred
 
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get called it all the time couldn't give a **** especially homos, gay in my language means happy, Homo is a term for a shirt lifter, homos expect you to call a man a woman because they want to be classed as gender fluid or whatever its called . Why the **** should i pretend to disregard all i was taught to appease them, there are only 3 genders male female and one of them a homo
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