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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    seen plenty of spiders legs in spain when the spanish lasses wear a cossie and the pubes creep out at the edges spiders legs we call them
     
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    Nothing wrong with a 70s minge:grin:
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><whistle><whistle>
     
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  4. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    my wifes just told me about the riots in Halton moor , the zoo police need to round them up and send them para training to p company standard then do a carde
     
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    A woman in her 70's <yikes>
     
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    Every 3 days!!! **** that!
     
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  8. Irishshako

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    <laugh> whatever, those Paras aren't fussy.:grin:
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    worse part all the officers in a para regiment has to do what the boys do,our 2ic couldn't manage because of too much booze in the mess, so i took his pack as well, when we got to the assault course the sweat was dripping off my chin like a tap my boots were that wet with sweat it was like i had run through a river.
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    if it's old enough to bleed it's old enough to butcher is what i was told
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    me in my prime
     

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  12. Irishshako

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    <laugh> Spot on, if it's old enough to bleed, it's bleedin old enough.:grin: **** I'm going get called a sexist now along with the racist tag...<wah>
     
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  13. Irishshako

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    Bit of an Elvis vibe going on.:grin:
     
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    Nice collars. I think I had a few like that in the 70s<yikes>
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    get called it all the time couldn't give a **** especially homos, gay in my language means happy, Homo is a term for a shirt lifter, homos expect you to call a man a woman because they want to be classed as gender fluid or whatever its called . Why the **** should i pretend to disregard all i was taught to appease them, there are only 3 genders male female and one of them a homo
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    thank you very much had my fair share of ladies in my time
     
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    Do you know the Worrel brothers then ? can only remember one of their first names, one was Andy, the other was killed during SAS training.
    I think it was Andy that was wounded at goose Green.
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    no mate i was 9 para RE, At 18, Billy Craig was one of the Squadron’s youngest soldiers in 1982, my best mate was Tony Goodall,Colonel Chris Davies commanded 9 Para Sqn RE in the Falklands.as part of the para battalions, We were part of 5 infantry brigade, i remember Cpl John Foran he won the military medal, some memories are like yesterday some are blurred
     
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    thanks for the chat lads have to go now wife needs me have a great night all
     
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  20. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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