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  1. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Shako's new workout plan revealed
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    OLOF, Aug 29, 2022
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    I thought you'd made Shako a stool<whistle>

    Or is it a butt-plug for Phillip Schofield?
     
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    "Two rams?" Are you not telling us something, Old school? <doh>
     
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    Lucky dog. From the look of that family it could have ended so much differently.
     
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    In a curry
     
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    A man I know complained that the big fans they were installing on the hills near his home made it very windy. "When they turn the fans off we get a lovely still day" he said.
     
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    Didn't want the father in law feeling left out so he got it first <yikes> <laugh>...... allegedly :bandit:
     
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    What’s the difference between your wife and your job ?

    After five years, your job will still suck.
     
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    After being badly beaten and robbed shopkeeper Abdul khan's parents decided to agonisingly close the shop after a month and go and visit him in hospital
     
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    Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan started by a suicide plumber
     
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