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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    I've gone with Sucky's blow job challenge.

    Don't let me down.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 4, 2020
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  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  4. Quesadaad

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    Not really random to be honest.
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 17, 2020
  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i didn't click, it was a lazy post.
     
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  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Your loss mate.
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 17, 2020

  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    You're missing out.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Aug 17, 2020
  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Man in his 40s meets up with old school mate,
    Says to mate "so hows life mate you got a wife? family?

    Mate says" yeah mate I've got a lovely wife been married 21 years now and have 11 boys.

    Man goes "wow 11 boys? You could have your own football team, I've got divorced last year from my wife and she took the house and got custody of our 18 girls"

    "18 girls?" His mate says...
    "you could have your own golf course"
     
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  9. Quesadaad

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    LewanGOALski


    <party><party><party>
    LewanGOALski
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I dont geddit :bandit:
     
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  11. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 17, 2020
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  12. Quesadaad

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    <confused>
    did you click on my link buddy?
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I was pretending to one of the journalists <laugh>
     
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  14. Quesadaad

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. Schlem Boogerman

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    How can you tell when you have an elephant under your bed?






    You can read the writing on your light bulb.
     
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    Having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.
    Let me know if you can’t come.
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 17, 2020
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  17. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Why don’t blind people bungee jump?

    Scares the **** of of the guide dogs. <laugh>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 18, 2020
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Captain: "I didn't see you at camouflage practice today corporal @Commachio "

    "Thank you very much sir"
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    55156323-A15E-48DD-AEA9-0A5759B010BA.jpeg
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    632CAE36-C7DD-4449-B441-7DCC9DDCB36A.jpeg
     
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