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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.


  1. I've gone with Sucky's blow job challenge.

    Don't let me down.
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Not really random to be honest.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i didn't click, it was a lazy post.
     
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    Your loss mate.
     
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    You're missing out.
     
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  8. Sucky

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    Man in his 40s meets up with old school mate,
    Says to mate "so hows life mate you got a wife? family?

    Mate says" yeah mate I've got a lovely wife been married 21 years now and have 11 boys.

    Man goes "wow 11 boys? You could have your own football team, I've got divorced last year from my wife and she took the house and got custody of our 18 girls"

    "18 girls?" His mate says...
    "you could have your own golf course"
     
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    LewanGOALski


    <party><party><party>
    LewanGOALski
     
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    I dont geddit :bandit:
     
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    Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
     
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    <confused>
    did you click on my link buddy?
     
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    I was pretending to one of the journalists <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    How can you tell when you have an elephant under your bed?






    You can read the writing on your light bulb.
     
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    Having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.
    Let me know if you can’t come.
     
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    Why don’t blind people bungee jump?

    Scares the **** of of the guide dogs. <laugh>
     
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    Captain: "I didn't see you at camouflage practice today corporal @Commachio "

    "Thank you very much sir"
     
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