**** jokes thread

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Man in his 40s meets up with old school mate,
Says to mate "so hows life mate you got a wife? family?

Mate says" yeah mate I've got a lovely wife been married 21 years now and have 11 boys.

Man goes "wow 11 boys? You could have your own football team, I've got divorced last year from my wife and she took the house and got custody of our 18 girls"

"18 girls?" His mate says...
"you could have your own golf course"