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Welshie said:
I wouldn't have that mate, report him
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I’m going to.

Commie will be on later. I’ll have a word with him, see if there’s anything he can do.

Me and Commie are buddies on this board. He respects me a lot.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
I’m going to.

Commie will be on later. I’ll have a word with him, see if there’s anything he can do.

Me and Commie are buddies on this board. He respects me a lot.
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Oh say no more pal, I can spot your camaraderie from a mile away.

Its a rare thing to see on Not606, such obvious mutual respect
 
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PISKIE said:
<laugh> This one has got flounce potential if it's steered in the right direction. 100%
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Meh.

I'm eating smoked salmon, dressed only in my underpants. I'll try my best to wind myself up to Level: DEFCON Flounce, but it's going to be tough when you're feeling relaxed. I barely have the energy to reach down and scratch my balls.
 
Hoddle is a god said:
Meh.

I'm eating smoked salmon, dressed only in my underpants. I'll try my best to wind myself up to Level: DEFCON Flounce, but it's going to be tough when you're feeling relaxed. I barely have the energy to reach down and scratch my balls.
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What an image that is.

I’m sure the family must love to see it.
 
Hoddle is a god said:
Meh.

I'm eating smoked salmon, dressed only in my underpants. I'll try my best to wind myself up to Level: DEFCON Flounce, but it's going to be tough when you're feeling relaxed. I barely have the energy to reach down and scratch my balls.
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What balls ?
 
Not sure if I've posted this before, but **** it anyway:

Bloke walks into a bar and sees Vincent Van Gough sitting at the bar. 'Oi Vince' he says, 'Fancy a pint mate?'
'Nah, it's alright mate, I've got one ear' replies Vincent.

:bandit:
 
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