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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.

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  1. Tobes

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    Elephant dung you say...


    <laugh>
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I wouldn't have that mate, report him
     
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  3. Hoddle is a god

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    I’m going to.

    Commie will be on later. I’ll have a word with him, see if there’s anything he can do.

    Me and Commie are buddies on this board. He respects me a lot.
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Oh say no more pal, I can spot your camaraderie from a mile away.

    Its a rare thing to see on Not606, such obvious mutual respect
     
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  5. Tobes

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    You forgot to tag him in again mate. <ok>

    @Commachio
     
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  6. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    Thanks, mate.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    Here's my joke

    .
     
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  8. Hoddle is a god

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    That is funny, but more in a classical tragi-comic fashion.
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    It's just incredible how **** he is at 40 million
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We'll take ASM off your hands so you get some of your money back.
     
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    Excellent we can then sign Phil Jones
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    <laugh> Unlucky Kips
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 4, 2020
  13. PINKIE

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    <laugh> This one has got flounce potential if it's steered in the right direction. 100%
     
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  14. Hoddle is a god

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    Meh.

    I'm eating smoked salmon, dressed only in my underpants. I'll try my best to wind myself up to Level: DEFCON Flounce, but it's going to be tough when you're feeling relaxed. I barely have the energy to reach down and scratch my balls.
     
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  15. Tobes

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    What an image that is.

    I’m sure the family must love to see it.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 4, 2020
  16. PINKIE

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    What balls ?
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 4, 2020
  17. PINKIE

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    Not sure if I've posted this before, but **** it anyway:

    Bloke walks into a bar and sees Vincent Van Gough sitting at the bar. 'Oi Vince' he says, 'Fancy a pint mate?'
    'Nah, it's alright mate, I've got one ear' replies Vincent.

    :bandit:
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 4, 2020
  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You forgot mod tags are useless, as the don't come through?

    Just ask @PISKIE
     
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  19. Hoddle is a god

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    They don't see it.

    I'm in my studio.
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    read my challenge comm fred....you up for a test you fat ****er?
     
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    Commachio, Aug 4, 2020
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