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I wouldn't have that mate, report him

I’m going to.

Commie will be on later. I’ll have a word with him, see if there’s anything he can do.

Me and Commie are buddies on this board. He respects me a lot.
 
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I’m going to.

Commie will be on later. I’ll have a word with him, see if there’s anything he can do.

Me and Commie are buddies on this board. He respects me a lot.

Oh say no more pal, I can spot your camaraderie from a mile away.

Its a rare thing to see on Not606, such obvious mutual respect
 
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<laugh> This one has got flounce potential if it's steered in the right direction. 100%

Meh.

I'm eating smoked salmon, dressed only in my underpants. I'll try my best to wind myself up to Level: DEFCON Flounce, but it's going to be tough when you're feeling relaxed. I barely have the energy to reach down and scratch my balls.
 
Meh.

I'm eating smoked salmon, dressed only in my underpants. I'll try my best to wind myself up to Level: DEFCON Flounce, but it's going to be tough when you're feeling relaxed. I barely have the energy to reach down and scratch my balls.
What an image that is.

I’m sure the family must love to see it.
 
Meh.

I'm eating smoked salmon, dressed only in my underpants. I'll try my best to wind myself up to Level: DEFCON Flounce, but it's going to be tough when you're feeling relaxed. I barely have the energy to reach down and scratch my balls.

What balls ?
 
Not sure if I've posted this before, but **** it anyway:

Bloke walks into a bar and sees Vincent Van Gough sitting at the bar. 'Oi Vince' he says, 'Fancy a pint mate?'
'Nah, it's alright mate, I've got one ear' replies Vincent.

:bandit: