On the night after his wedding, a Spurs fan turned up at his parents house in tears saying "I've left her because she's told me she's still a virgin" "You've done the right thing" said Ma and Pa Spud. "If she wasn't good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours".
My mate was shagging identical twins from Barrow I said ****ing hell mate how do you tell them apart so you don’t get caught, he said it’s easy the brothers got a moustache.
Surprised you didn't change it to "Spurs fan" instead of "My mate" in a futile attempt to make it funnier.
Two nuns cycling back to the convent from the village. First nun "iv'e never come this way before" Second nun "neither have i, must be the cobbles" An oldie but still a goodie @lifecheshirewhite
https://www.not606.com/threads/can-...eason-back-20-2021-and-players-needed.385489/ Here's a funny joke