Off Topic Jokes thread
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Tonight I will be reorganising my bottles of red wine.
It’s time for a Cabernet reshuffle....
It’s time for a Cabernet reshuffle....
My dad made millions selling refrigerators, but came to a sticky end.
He was a fridge magnate....
He was a fridge magnate....
Our church's music director is fundraising to replace his instrument.
Organ donors required.
Organ donors required.
Man United ready for the Champions League tonight…
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AT 50MPH this is- WAIT- what !!!
An old man crashed his car into a Ferrari. The owner jumps out and confronts the old man, saying, “Give me $10,000 cash or you'll be sorry you crossed me!”
The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak, the owner of Ferrari yanks the phone out of his hand and says, “So you train dolphins? Well, your old man just hit and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna whoop his and your ass."
The son answers, “Okay, buddy, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes, the son pulls up in a Jeep. He jumps out and slaps the Ferrari owner about a bit, then walks over to his father and says,
“Dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins.”
The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak, the owner of Ferrari yanks the phone out of his hand and says, “So you train dolphins? Well, your old man just hit and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna whoop his and your ass."
The son answers, “Okay, buddy, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes, the son pulls up in a Jeep. He jumps out and slaps the Ferrari owner about a bit, then walks over to his father and says,
“Dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins.”