Off Topic Jokes thread
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I went a restaurant last night.
I ordered my starter, and the waiter wacked me across me face.
I ordered the main meal, and he came over again and walloped me.
I ordered dessert, and he lamped me one again....
That’s the last time I go out for a slap up meal.
I ordered my starter, and the waiter wacked me across me face.
I ordered the main meal, and he came over again and walloped me.
I ordered dessert, and he lamped me one again....
That’s the last time I go out for a slap up meal.
Before we get to Movember if anyone wants to sponsor me to eat triangular Swiss chocolate
next month I’m doing Octoblerone.
next month I’m doing Octoblerone.
For Sale:
Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold.
Should have just bought metal detector.
£350 ono.
Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold.
Should have just bought metal detector.
£350 ono.