I went a restaurant last night. I ordered my starter, and the waiter wacked me across me face. I ordered the main meal, and he came over again and walloped me. I ordered dessert, and he lamped me one again.... That’s the last time I go out for a slap up meal.
Before we get to Movember if anyone wants to sponsor me to eat triangular Swiss chocolate next month I’m doing Octoblerone.
For Sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have just bought metal detector. £350 ono.
