'Amazonesia' Not remembering what's in the package that just arrived, even though you only ordered it yesterday.
My father, is a keen astronomer, so I paid for him to be sent into space. Appears he was so happy as he sent a message saying he was over the moon.......
After working 6 years for a removal company they laid me off. Instead off redundancy pay they sent me a roll of bubble wrap. I cant believe they sent me packing like that.
Last night, I left my phone under my pillow. This morning, it was gone, and there was a pound coin in its place. Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy.
I had an appointment with a fortune teller this morning. She told me a lot of money was coming my way. I left all excited and got run over by a Securicor van!
