'Amazonesia'
Not remembering what's in the package that just arrived, even though you only ordered it yesterday.
Not remembering what's in the package that just arrived, even though you only ordered it yesterday.
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My father, is a keen astronomer, so I paid for him to be sent into space.
Appears he was so happy as he sent a message saying he was over the moon.......
Appears he was so happy as he sent a message saying he was over the moon.......
After working 6 years for a removal company they laid me off.
Instead off redundancy pay they sent me a roll of bubble wrap.
I cant believe they sent me packing like that.
Instead off redundancy pay they sent me a roll of bubble wrap.
I cant believe they sent me packing like that.
Last night, I left my phone under my pillow.
This morning, it was gone, and there was a pound coin in its place.
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy.
This morning, it was gone, and there was a pound coin in its place.
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy.
I had an appointment with a fortune teller this morning.
She told me a lot of money was coming my way.
I left all excited and got run over by a Securicor van!
She told me a lot of money was coming my way.
I left all excited and got run over by a Securicor van!
I’ve just managed to buy Pavarotti's old campervan.
It's a Nissan dormer......
It's a Nissan dormer......