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    Scientists say, that one day, it might be possible to live on Mars.

    What a load of rubbish !

    I tried it for a month, and gained nearly 3 stones in weight and developed type 2 diabetes !
     
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    Never buy a train set from eBay when drunk
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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother..
    ..... "I'm divorcing Nathan."
    All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
    My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
    Her mother says .....
    "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
    You live in an 8 bedroom mansion
    You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
    You get $2,000 a week allowance,
    You take 6 vacations a year and
    You want to throw all that away...

    Over 45 cents..?"
     
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    Remember these old flushers!!!

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    Just arrived for my cruise that I booked on Temu

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    BREAKING: The lion from Chelsea's logo has left the club. He's had enough
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