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I phoned my boss this morning.
"I'm on the train heading to the south coast now."
"What?" He answered, sounding a bit annoyed.
"It's 5 o' clock in the morning! What are you doing on a train?"
"You tell me," I replied. "You're the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning!"
 
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