My grandfather drowned in a vat of beer at the brewery he worked in. It took him 3 hours to die, it would have been quicker but he kept getting out to go to the toilet
This is how rumours start.... I saw an Army officer with 5 of his cadets in a hair dressers earlier. He said to the barber "Can you shave my privates please"
Offered to take my fiancé of ten years up the aisle. She was strangely miffed when we came back from the supermarket with a chainsaw, novelty fridge magnets and an inflatable kayak....
You know of Alan Turing, who cracked the Enigma code in WW2. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided Alan and his team with refreshments and food...
