Off Topic Jokes thread
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And to think!
People actually wondered how a couple of Ukrainian rent boys knew where #TwoTierKeir lives and, what car he drove!
Danny Higginbotham on Roy Keane when he was Sunderland manager:
“We were on a run of 6 defeats from 9 games when we played Aston Villa. “Listen, lads,” he said. “Basically, you’re s***. Try to enjoy the game. You’re probably going to get beaten. But just enjoy being s***.”
“We were on a run of 6 defeats from 9 games when we played Aston Villa. “Listen, lads,” he said. “Basically, you’re s***. Try to enjoy the game. You’re probably going to get beaten. But just enjoy being s***.”
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Naked A beautiful young woman very liberated, walks into a bar completely naked. She stands in front of the bartender and says "Serve me a cold beer!"
The bartender serves her the beer and stares at her, not moving. "What wrong?" she says "Have you ever seen a naked woman?"
"Yes, many times!" the bartender replies Then what do you look? the woman asks. "I want to see where you're going to get the money to pay for beer!"
The bartender serves her the beer and stares at her, not moving. "What wrong?" she says "Have you ever seen a naked woman?"
"Yes, many times!" the bartender replies Then what do you look? the woman asks. "I want to see where you're going to get the money to pay for beer!"