Off Topic Jokes thread
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Following on from Man Utd’s dismal season they are now in talks with a Middle Eastern Royal Family for a potential take over...
The head of the family is Sheik Anvac... He has promised to put the freshness back.
The head of the family is Sheik Anvac... He has promised to put the freshness back.
My local Chippy still wraps fish and chips in newspapers.
Yesterday I got a Plaice in The Sun....
Yesterday I got a Plaice in The Sun....
I was on a date last night and she said to me "I only slept with 3 guys before meeting you".
I said "Bloody hell love, I was only half an hour late!".....
I said "Bloody hell love, I was only half an hour late!".....
My friend sometimes puts her favourite chocolate bars in different wrappers.
She got a bit mixed up yesterday and got her snickers in a twix.
She got a bit mixed up yesterday and got her snickers in a twix.
Women back then… style, confidence, and attitude on two wheels.…
And more than welcome to sit on my chopper any day of the week !!!!
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And more than welcome to sit on my chopper any day of the week !!!!