Off Topic Jokes thread
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I went into a antique shop to have a look round, I found a vase and went to pay for it I said to the young female assistant, "How much do you take off for cash?"
She said, "everything except my ear rings".
She said, "everything except my ear rings".
Every morning I take my cow for a long walk through the vineyard.
Yes, I herd it through the grapevine.
Yes, I herd it through the grapevine.
Kyle Walker well prepared for life in Milan with all the Italian mums getting ready to secure Child Support for the next 18 years
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So I learnt a new law today. You’re allowed to “dangerously” park on double yellow lines at night without hazards, on a “blind spot” of a corner on a dropped cerb blocking someone’s garage, as long as you’re doing so to grab yourself some pizza
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