Man Utd were 13th when they sacked Ten Hag Since then, they have: Signed Ruben Amorim, turned Amad into Messi and Maguire into Maldini, removed Rashford from the squad, beat Man City away in the derby and outplayed Liverpool at Anfield. please log in to view this image
Which comedy really rattles the modern day I'm offended brigade the most................ please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing."Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the problem?""The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!""Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asked. "Well, yes," the barber replies. "He's carrying one of his ears in his left hand."
This bloke asked if he could use my field for a civil war re enactment. I thought, sod that for a game of soldiers......
Three people having sex is called a threesome. Two people having sex is called a twosome. Guess that’s why you’re people call you handsome.
