I went into a antique shop to have a look round, I found a vase and went to pay for it I said to the young female assistant, "How much do you take off for cash?" She said, "everything except my ear rings".
Every morning I take my cow for a long walk through the vineyard. Yes, I herd it through the grapevine.
Kyle Walker well prepared for life in Milan with all the Italian mums getting ready to secure Child Support for the next 18 years please log in to view this image
So I learnt a new law today. You’re allowed to “dangerously” park on double yellow lines at night without hazards, on a “blind spot” of a corner on a dropped cerb blocking someone’s garage, as long as you’re doing so to grab yourself some pizza please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
