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    I looked out the back window this morning and I thought I saw the Wife out in the back yard, jabbering away to herself........

    But it was just the wheelie bin lid blowing up and down in the wind!
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    I was told if you see a lion, keep perfectly still and don't make any sudden movements.
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    I stood still for 6 hours until this bloke said..... The Zoo closes in 10 minutes ya daft twonk.
     
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    Greenland readies its army , to prepare for Trumps invasion ! 0347b8be-4ba2-459c-8f71-e86eb362ecd6.jpeg
     
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    Cheese factory just exploded in France !!

    De brie everywhere.......
     
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