I looked out the back window this morning and I thought I saw the Wife out in the back yard, jabbering away to herself........ But it was just the wheelie bin lid blowing up and down in the wind! please log in to view this image
I was told if you see a lion, keep perfectly still and don't make any sudden movements. . . . . . . .. . . . . . I stood still for 6 hours until this bloke said..... The Zoo closes in 10 minutes ya daft twonk.
Andre Onana tried to withdraw cash. He realised he hadn’t saved anything please log in to view this image