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I said to my psychiatrist, “My wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages.”

“I don’t think you’re crazy,” he replied, “I like sausages as well.”

“Really?” I said, “You should come over to my house and see my collection.”

 

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Went out to dinner last night.

The waiter comes over to our table and says " For starters we have Badger Soup, followed by Badger Roast ,and finishing with Badger Mousse".

I said "Is there anything else to eat apart from Badger?"

The waiter said, "No, It's a sett menu..."

 

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I went to buy a lottery ticket for myself, and one for my dog.

The girl said "Your dog can't buy one"

"Yes he can" I told her, "the advert says players must be 18,or Rover"

 

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The man who invented the automatic tennis ball serving machine, is celebrating his birthday.

Many happy returns!

 

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