An elderly man was telling his neighbour "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand pounds, it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbour . "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." He replied
Will miss my dad this Christmas. I know he'll be up there, looking down at us all. Moaning about the broken stairlift…
Happy Birthday Keith Richards! Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) please log in to view this image
Luke Littler looking like he's just taken over the family funeral director business please log in to view this image
I was shopping in town today and stopped a woman in the street. "Excuse me love....., have you any idea where I can get a decent jumper??" "Have you tried Fat Face??"... she replied. "Good idea..," I said. "Do you know anywhere??".... I said, turning to my wife please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
I was at my mate Dave's wedding and got chatting to a woman. I said to her "And what do you do?" She said "I'm a head teacher." I replied "Could you teach my girlfriend - She's awful at it......"
Chief ,Sitting Bull, and his 5 squaws, and 7 braves go to a restaurant ,and go straight in . The girl on the desks shouts out "You can't go in there ,unless you have a reservation "
