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    Breaking News

    Police have confirmed the man who fell from the 18th floor of a nightclub is not a bouncer....
     
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    FROM ALL OF US AT THE DERMATOLOGY DEPT..

    MERRY ECZEMAS
     
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    I found a load of zips and buttons dumped in the lane this morning….

    Someone’s been fly tipping!
     
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    An old man hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years. The hitman says, "I'll shoot her just below her left boob."

    The husband replies, "I want her dead not bloomin kneecapped!"
     
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