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    There is a nudist convention on in town next week......

    I might go if I have nothing on.
     
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    Lidl Supermarkets will be shut on Christmas Day, to give both checkout cashiers time to share with their families.
     
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    "Can you get some bleach, washing powder and some shake and vac while you're out?" My wife asked.

    "Can you not wait until you’ve opened your presents tomorrow?" I replied.
     
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    I was in the pub last night and this girl said to me, "Would you like a drink?"

    I said, "You're a bit forward aren't you?"

    She said, "I'm the barmaid you Dick"
     
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