Off Topic Jokes thread
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"Spike Milligan turned up by accident. He was on holiday in Tunisia, found us and said, 'Can I be in the film?'
So we gave him a tunic, and he just wandered around in the background.
He did his bit, and then he wandered off into the desert."
So we gave him a tunic, and he just wandered around in the background.
He did his bit, and then he wandered off into the desert."
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I was playing strip poker with the wife earlier and have to admit I was cheating like f*ck.
It was the only way I could get her to keep her clothes on.
It was the only way I could get her to keep her clothes on.
The waitress noticed me struggling to open the mini cornflake packet in the breakfast buffet.
"Just slide your finger between the flaps", she suggested.
That finished badly..... On bail till my court appearance
"Just slide your finger between the flaps", she suggested.
That finished badly..... On bail till my court appearance
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