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    Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password.

    It’s not stroganoff......
     
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    Scientists have discovered the first two people on earth were Cockneys.

    Would you Adam and Eve it?!
     
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    I had the roof repaired on my aviary a couple of months back.

    It’s leaking again, and now it’s getting right on my tits.....
     
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    Due to the freezing conditions in the UK the men's British Naturist Society has seen the size of its members shrink dramatically.
     
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