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    Hello, nice to meet you. Have we taken your winter fuel allowance off you yet?
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    This morning I saw an envelope on my doorstep that said:
    ‘Do Not Bend'.

    I stood there for ages trying to figure out how to pick it up...
     
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    This Christmas, spare a thought for all the dwarves struggling to put food on the table.
     
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    I've just bought a Jehovah's witness advent calendar for next month.

    Every time I open a door on it, someone tells me to fcuk off.
     
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