Off Topic Jokes thread
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Hello, nice to meet you. Have we taken your winter fuel allowance off you yet?
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This morning I saw an envelope on my doorstep that said:
‘Do Not Bend'.
I stood there for ages trying to figure out how to pick it up...
‘Do Not Bend'.
I stood there for ages trying to figure out how to pick it up...
This Christmas, spare a thought for all the dwarves struggling to put food on the table.
I've just bought a Jehovah's witness advent calendar for next month.
Every time I open a door on it, someone tells me to fcuk off.
Every time I open a door on it, someone tells me to fcuk off.