Off Topic Jokes thread
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My mate quit his job at BMW.
He of course gave no indication that he was leaving.
He of course gave no indication that he was leaving.
Two Italian men get on a bus, sit down, and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first, den I come, den two asses come together. I come once-a-more, two asses, they come together again, I come again and pee twice, then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady, indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives !"
"Hey . . . . coola down, lady" said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa ? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
"Emma come first, den I come, den two asses come together. I come once-a-more, two asses, they come together again, I come again and pee twice, then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady, indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives !"
"Hey . . . . coola down, lady" said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa ? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
"My wife said to me in bed, ‘God, your feet are cold’. “I replied”, "You can call me brian in bed, dear"
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Brian Clough, Legend !
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