Off Topic Jokes thread

[Wooperts_duck]

Dear Labour,

It's a good job you found the money for the junior doctors because they are going to be busy treating pensioners with pneumonia and hypothermia this winter.

Yours truly,

Not a Millionaire pensioner.

 

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[Wooperts_duck]

I can't believe someone broke into my house, and stole all of my fruit.

I am peachless......

 

[antipodean exile]

I’ve been there

Did the size of it come up to your expectations ?

 

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[Number 1 Jasper]

Did the size of it come up to your expectations ?

I walked in and they gave a lovely trophy .

It was for being the largest one they had ever seen .

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I fell in love with a girl from the soft drinks factory.

But, she only wants a cordial relationship........

 

[Wooperts_duck]

My mate rang me and said "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45".

I made it there in 33, which was Record Speed.

 

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