A Geordie lass went to the hairdresser, and asked for a perm... The hairdresser replied....”I wandered lernly as a clood”.......
Went in the butchers this morning, and asked for some tripe. He gave me a DVD box set of Love Island.....
please log in to view this image You may feel hot, your knees may creak Your hairy flaps may often leak Farting non stop is now the norm Your hips are starting to feel quite worn Looking in the mirror with a sense of dread Always measuring the middle aged spread Clothes are shrinking, pants are tight Fighting the flab with all your might But what if we just let it go? Accept that we should age and grow? Enjoy the food and have that drink Take some time to stop and think Learn to love, be beautiful and bold Forgive yourself for getting old Embrace the person you are within And let your older life begin.
