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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Dear Labour,

    It's a good job you found the money for the junior doctors because they are going to be busy treating pensioners with pneumonia and hypothermia this winter.

    Yours truly,

    Not a Millionaire pensioner.
     
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    I’ve been there
     
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    I can't believe someone broke into my house, and stole all of my fruit.

    I am peachless......
     
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    <whistle>Did the size of it come up to your expectations ?
     
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    I walked in and they gave a lovely trophy .

    It was for being the largest one they had ever seen .
     
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    I fell in love with a girl from the soft drinks factory.

    But, she only wants a cordial relationship........
     
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    My mate rang me and said "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45".

    I made it there in 33, which was Record Speed.
     
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