Off Topic Jokes thread

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
You must log in or register to see images


Gareth Southgate walks into a bar in Yorkshire.
Bar man says:
"What would you like to drink Gareth? We've got some of the finest ales Yorkshire has to offer. Award winners they are! Straight from the brewery! It'll be the best pint you've ever had!"
You must log in or register to see images

*Gareth curls his nose up*
Bar Man: "Or can i interest you in one of our great european beers we have on draught? We've got Birra Morretti, Peroni, Cruz Campo and Madri. One of those will be reyt nice and refreshing for you
You must log in or register to see images

*Gareth curls his nose up again*
Bar Man: Or maybe you'd like to take a look at our wine selection? We've got some of the finest wines you'll find in the country! We even have some vintage Dom Perignon if you fancy treating yourself?
You must log in or register to see images

*Gareth looks blankly back*
You must log in or register to see images

Bar man: Or what about a lovely cup of Yorkshire tea? I came first at the national cup of tea making competition 2023. You'll have the perfect amount of milk, 1 sugar and i promise you, I promise you Gareth it'll be the best cup of tea you've ever had!
Gareth looks back at the barman and says;
"No thanks I'll just have a glass of tap water."
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbi...1ah1j7rgAuzazi_DRtuEzfmfUfhZA9rvw&__tn__=EH-R
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Wooperts_duck
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back