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    Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery.

    Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?”

    Elmer says: “Yeth but not as withky as wobbing a bank!!”
     
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    A young lady went to her doctor with a bad cough.

    He asked her to open her blouse so he could listen to her chest, which she did.

    On putting the stethoscope on her chest, he said "Big breath", and she said "Yeth, and I am only thixteen".
     
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    If you boil a funny bone

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