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    Gareth Southgate walks into a bar in Yorkshire.
    Bar man says:
    "What would you like to drink Gareth? We've got some of the finest ales Yorkshire has to offer. Award winners they are! Straight from the brewery! It'll be the best pint you've ever had!"
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    *Gareth curls his nose up*
    Bar Man: "Or can i interest you in one of our great european beers we have on draught? We've got Birra Morretti, Peroni, Cruz Campo and Madri. One of those will be reyt nice and refreshing for you
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    *Gareth curls his nose up again*
    Bar Man: Or maybe you'd like to take a look at our wine selection? We've got some of the finest wines you'll find in the country! We even have some vintage Dom Perignon if you fancy treating yourself?
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    *Gareth looks blankly back*
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    Bar man: Or what about a lovely cup of Yorkshire tea? I came first at the national cup of tea making competition 2023. You'll have the perfect amount of milk, 1 sugar and i promise you, I promise you Gareth it'll be the best cup of tea you've ever had!
    Gareth looks back at the barman and says;
    "No thanks I'll just have a glass of tap water."
     
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