Off Topic Jokes thread
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Switch laptop on this evening, and lo and behold, appears to be back to normal !!
If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing she'd be Whoopie Cushing
If Isla Fisher married Barry White she'd be Isla White
If Beyonce Knowles married Roy Castle she'd be Beyonce Castle
If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks, she'd be Stevie Shatner Nicks
If Carrie Fisher married Phil Oakey, she'd be Carrie Oakey
If Isla Fisher married Barry White she'd be Isla White
If Beyonce Knowles married Roy Castle she'd be Beyonce Castle
If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks, she'd be Stevie Shatner Nicks
If Carrie Fisher married Phil Oakey, she'd be Carrie Oakey
I got mugged by six dwarves last night.
.................. Not Happy
.................. Not Happy
My son took his first steps this morning.
The window cleaner was furious.......
The window cleaner was furious.......
Can't copy & paste yet again.......
If there are any BBC presenters reading this, I'm happy to send you a picture of my arse for 5 grand.
Please message me for bank details.....
Please message me for bank details.....
The Missus has asked for something silky for her birthday.
No doubt this tin of emulsion will be the wrong F***ing colour
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No doubt this tin of emulsion will be the wrong F***ing colour
I was in our local car park, and I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss Liverpool".
So, I smashed a window, nicked the radio, and left a note saying "I hope this helps!"......
So, I smashed a window, nicked the radio, and left a note saying "I hope this helps!"......
Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window.
Bloody toot and car moon.......
Bloody toot and car moon.......
Winalot have just announced bankruptcy.
They have called in the retrievers.....
They have called in the retrievers.....