The Lone Ranger was riding through the prairie when he saw his old and trusty friend Tonto lying down with his ear to the ground groaning" "Tonto, what is the matter"? He asked. Tonto replied..... "Kemosabe...Stage Coach...heading east,....four horses... Two white....two black...three men on board....one carrying a shotgun". The Lone Ranger asks...."How can you tell"? Tonto replied..... "It's just fu#king ran over me".
