Off Topic Jokes thread
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An old woman is fed up with life and decides to kill herself
She is going to shoot her self through the heart
She thinks I better get this right
So she phones the doctor and asks where exactly is the heart
He tells her
It is two inches below the left nipple
She takes careful aim and shoots her self in the left knee
She is going to shoot her self through the heart
She thinks I better get this right
So she phones the doctor and asks where exactly is the heart
He tells her
It is two inches below the left nipple
She takes careful aim and shoots her self in the left knee