Off Topic Jokes thread

I saw a woman crying in a campground who had locked her keys in her car.
I said I'll fix it.
She was amazed when I pulled off my pants And rolled them into a tight ball.
I rubbed them up against the car door and the lock popped open.
Amazed she said, how the hell did you do that?
I said, easy, these are my Khaki's
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