Off Topic Jokes thread
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- What qualifications do you need to be a road sweeper?
- None.
- You just pick it up as you go along!
- What does the sign say above the nursery in a Muslim maternity ward?
- "Live ammunition."
- I failed my biology exam today.
- I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells.
- Apparently, aboriginals and Lebanese rapists is not the correct answer.
- George Bush is visiting Algeria.
- As part of his programme, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people.
- "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English.
- I would very much prefer to talk to talk to you in your own language but, unfortunately, I was never any good at Algebra..."
- Four Muslim extremists have died in a car crash on the outskirts of Birmingham.
- Police describe their condition as satisfactory.